Roommate: if you want you can turn off the lights.
Me: *looks at lights 3 feet away and sighs*
Roommate: *turns off lights*
homosexuality is a sin I have the #receipts
In Romania they have box Vodka.
It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.
perfect for school lunches
"I’m ___ and I don’t get offended when—"
if only you could customize your imessage color