Roommate: if you want you can turn off the lights.

Me: *looks at lights 3 feet away and sighs*

Roommate: *turns off lights*

Me: 😈

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

spookyenema:

homosexuality is a sin I have the #receipts 

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annabellehector:

time for tea

annabellehector:

time for tea

-sharkbites:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

onlyblackgirl:

"I’m ___ and I don’t get offended when—"

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vandercunt:

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vandercunt:

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shouldnt:

if only you could customize your imessage color